Yes people, it appears to be Steve Martin Day on TeaPartyTV. We don't know why or how. But at least now you know that he filled in for Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show one time in 1978.
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
The Way We Were; Tea Party Reminisces, Game 1
Welcome to the launch of a sporadic 'Guess Who' style game/non-game I just invented, in which The Pagan or I post an old photo of someone and you guess who it is, hopefully with hilarious consequences. The first person to guess wins a lifetime of tres satisfying recurring introspective speculation over whether or not someone out there in cyberland (we now have six, yes, SIX followers) guessed before them. As does every runner up; we are an egalitarian institution. (Or you could just check the tags at the bottom of the post)
Know who this is?
Know who this is?
Monday, July 6, 2009
Tasmanian guy trafficks blue m&ms, confuses supreme court.
The rise in Tasmania's illicit blue m&m trade has gripped the nation this week, with the sentencing of a 21 year old man for importing 400 units of the controlled substance across to Launceston from Melbourne.
The budding young candy baron's career was tragically cut short when police intercepted him at Launceston airport, finding on his person three credit cards under a false name, a mobile phone, and a cylinder of blue m&ms stashed in his undie-pants.
The man had allegedly bought the m&ms for $15 each and intended to sell them for $30 back in Launceston, where m&ms still only come in the traditional red, orange, yellow, green and two shades of brown. Demand for the coloured candy we on the mainland have been taking for granted for years now is high, a fact the young man tried to take advantage of, forging documents and purchasing flights under a false name to secure the controlled confection.
Unfortunately for the man, someone along the line mistook the m&ms for MDMA, which carries higher charges, increasing his criminal and public profile and destroying his trans-Tasman chocolate importation career forever.
In what became a very confusing case, the judge eventually moved to charge the man for accidentally buying the wrong illegal substance.
Official comments from presiding Justice Tennent stated: "You wanted to improve your financial position. The result was you lost over $6,000. While you obviously intended to sell the ecstasy tablets (m&ms) you engaged to buy, you were never able to put the plan into effect because of police intervention and could not have in any event because of the deception practiced on you."
The judge went on to say "This is clearly an unusual case. The sentence must reflect your intentions, that is, to buy a significant quantity of ecstasy tablets and sell them for a profit. It must also reflect the steps you took to give effect to those intentions. It must also reflect that you were never able to put those intentions into effect although that is really reflected in the nature of the charge brought against you."
*Keanu-style "whoa.."*
The man is currently serving a three month sentence with two years of good behaviour.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
'tudeing
...so when looking for something entirely different (I swear) I stumbled across this fanny tickler. stay for the cheese (at 1:10 - GO ON)
when he says he wants to feel the warm morning sun in the land where he was born he's talking in dirty codes across the ages to me. Me! This is the definition of a 'pants man'
Crucial update for all tea party guests
In crucial news a new wave of fashion poses has hit. Be the first and impress your friends.
It is the collar grab! and it's bringing the sexy back to candid snapshots. Celebrities are on board.
It is the collar grab! and it's bringing the sexy back to candid snapshots. Celebrities are on board.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
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